Monday, February 9, 2009

Emerging from the Shadows

Well, here I am, World. Again.

Perhaps my Facebook and Myspace addictions weren't large enough time-wasters. Perhaps my gargantuan ego was starving -- its voracious appetite only to be satiated by spewing more insignificant, incomprehensible gibberish about my life into the vast reaches of cyberspace, hoping to be heard and understood by someone, somewhere.

Or... maybe I just wanted to finally emerge from the murky shadows, where I've been lurking for months, blog-stalking all of you! I'll have you know, I've been faithfully reading all of your blogs, reveling in every little last detail you've been putting out there. I really do enjoy reading about your adventures, laughing at the latest witty quips from your kids, and just sharing in your lives -- albeit from a great distance away. It makes me feel closer to you, and slightly soothes my regret for not being a better pen pal. I just haven't been commenting on your blogs, because I haven't been a member of this fancy little blog-o-sphere......

.....Until now.

So, beware. I'm just going to warn you all up front -- I can be quite dull from time to time. In fact, please feel free to ignore me entirely. Just know that I'll be watching you! (Like that creepy pile of money with eyes in the latest Gieco ad campaign.)
And now, for something a little ridiculous...


  1. hahaha Yay! I'm glad you are a blogger!
    You're so hilarious. Where've ya been? Last I knew, you were in Florida.

  2. YEA! I love being blog-stalked! I love blog-stalking! I love you! You are funny, funny lady. Now that I know you're reading, I'll have to get funnier. :)

  3. My obsession with you is becoming slightly ridiculous.

    Feel free to blog stalk me. I'll be the first to tell you that my blog is awesome.

  4. Let the blog-stalking reciprocation begin!!! It's great to see you on here!

  5. You are my funny hero. I'm so glad you joined.

  6. I love being blog-stalked! I love blog-stalking! You are funny, funny lady. Now that I know you're reading, I'll have to get funnier.

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  7. I just noticed that you had a blog and I'm so excited!! You are so hilarious! I love your witty comments and your uplifting nature. You have always made me smile and now I can read your blog (call it blog-stalking if you want) and I can laugh when I really need it!!